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From: brandoncpd@aol.comDate: November 27, 2010 12:04:10 PM CSTTo: tink0004@aol.com, bigarspice@aol.com, marcperper@aol.com, MANNYFEF@aol.com, harlan288@gmail.com, jlevenstam@gmail.com, JAYSLAWR@aol.comSubject: vending engineering
For those of you who may have studied engineering ( not me) you know that its very complicated and involves a good deal of attention to details
There are three engineering projects that were accomplished in Chicago during the last 100 or so years and I want to list them in ascending order, based on their degree of difficulty complexity and ingenuity
The first, was the reversal of the flow of the Chicago River.
As science got better, the second was accomplished, the building of the atomic bomb
Finally the most difficult and daunting accomplishment
Two vending engineers, Harlan Grabowsky and Gary Tuch were able by using complex psychological theorem, to force Bernie Lasinsky to show them his vending receipt, verifying that he indeed sold 6 loads of peanuts that night at Sox
Getting Bernie to holler "Look ! Look! Look ya fat tub a shit!! If I tell ya I did 6 loads I did six loads. Would I bullshit you?" was the easy part since Bernie was always the first to have a kind word for everyone
Now cut the bullshit
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